The Ultimate Whore

Description: :I've come to make an announcement: Rio is a bitch-ass motherfucker. sHe pissed on my fucking husband. That's right. sHe took her fuckin' quilly dick out and she pissed on my FUCKING husband, and he said her dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Rio, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. sHe fucked my husband, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!