*insert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3j-ZZ4eDO8* Clockwork is one of, if not the shiitiest creepypasta i've had the misfortune of reading. The main character, Natalie, has the entire world shit on her. She's been beaten by her dad at a VERY young age, fucking r**ed at the age of around 10, bullied because of that, and that's all of SYMPATHY. The characters are so fucking stupid, and don't even get me started on the therapy and hospital scenes. "Mental Drugs" my ass. The catchphrase that's in the title is shoehorned in, too. Also, she literally has the equivalent of a stand. She slows down time. Natalie is a fucking Mary Sue. The cliches are present in the first paragraph, too. ALSO, HOW THE HELL DOES SHE NOT GET THERAPY AT A YOUNGER AGE, AND ONLY GETS IT WHEN SHE GETS TO THE POINT OF SELF-MUTILATION?!

Description: Sprite made & used by Anauxieus || DO NOT USE WITHOUT PERMISSION || Name: Anauxieus | Species: Slime | Subspecies: Toxic Sludge | Age: N/A | Height: Usually 3 Feet | Weight: 12 lbs || "A slime with a soft spot for others of its species." || Innate Abilities: Fool's Harvest (Latches onto and starts to eat target), Sharpened Cysts (Hardens part of body, forming cysts that can cut through flesh), Puddle (Becomes a puddle and disappears), Emergence (Can appear on any surface after Puddling). | Ambient Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMVD9yYu--M | Battle Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAXk836S1xo | Enraged: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxXcuDAv7Ss