back from my cat event. and i know i'm not here to control you or anything like that, i'm here basically as a babysitter. i've been here longer than you, i know more about pretty much anything than you, i've had more stuff happen in life than you, and i'm sure as hell not gonna listen to some child on the internet telling me to shut up when i am one of the people that participated in making what you're on right now what it is today. if you think anyone here should leave, evan, then get ready to pack your bags 'cus everyone is tired of your continuous crap

Description: i am cookie (internet name or something)/ alex (real name, call me this if you want, i don't mind), but this sprite is based off actual me. yea that's it --- Hey people of the internet. I'm Darren, the primary protector of our system. I'm a chill dude with a kind of Australian accent which I don't know where it came from --- Nameless.