Sir, the Generalleutnant commanding the 1. Panzerdivision has been assassinated. We are currently searching for a private investigator, and we have found a possible candidate. Known as "Mr. `50s Man," he is, of course, a private investigator from the 1950s. They are at the top of their field, as they have worked for over 10 years and dealt with over $3,000,000 dollars worth ($30,347,769.23 if you account for inflation) of cases. He was recently trained in modern forensics and thus can operate at the level of a more "modern" investigator. `50s Man charges the relatively low price (at least, for our time) of 45 cents per hour. So, shall we hire him, find someone else, or drop the case entirely?

Description: "Wanted in 9 States, including Bohemia, Russia, Warsaw, Wilhelmsburg, Switzerland, Saxony, Prussia, Bavaria, and France. Wanted Dead or Mortally Wounded."