dear god, i'm sorry for whoever had to write all that, must've taken ages

Description: i am cookie (internet name or something)/ alex (real name, call me this if you want, i don't mind), but this sprite is based off actual me. yea that's it --- Hey people of the internet. I'm Darren, the primary protector of our system. I'm a chill dude with a kind of Australian accent which I don't know where it came from --- Nameless. --- APL's the name, nastolgia's my game! (includes variants too) --- Tasha, alex's partner for life :D