Just one drink! Gonna keep it mellow Responsible night for a polite fellow Say hello to my friends and comrades Don't tend to offend so I say perhaps Just two drinks! As a social courtesy We can raise a glass to our past fraternity And certainly a perfectly normal informal get-together But it's been forever since we gathered so whatever Just three drinks! For the sake of the old times Proceed with tequila shots with a dish full of cold limes The whole nine, laughing remembering all the old lines Never used to work but I could give 'em another try Just four drinks! Y'know, take the edge off I've had a hard week, I deserve to get sauced Pick up another round as my friends depart and They may not stick around but I just got started - Zero_One From TLT

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