he jumps in to some trees, sits down on a branch, and has "fun times", someone pokes the trees, and he`s startled so he falls off? idk ...

Description: had two assassination attempts. i was riding my american quarter horse deep in the forest when i heard a gunshot ring. my horse, frightened by the noise, immediately started galloping away. later that night, as i was hanging my coat, i noticed that there was a musket ball hole in my hat, just inches from my forehead. the other time, someone sent me an envelope that had been touched by patients that had yellow fever, but it didn't affect me because it takes mosquitoes/an injection for the disease to actually spread. so... uhh... yeah. that was fun.