How do you know if a spine finds you funny? It starts cracking up. Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton? He didn’t have the stomach for it. Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument? They don’t have a leg to stand on. What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science? Spine on the dotted line. Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed? He was bone tired. What do you call a skeleton who lies? A phoney-ba-boney. How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered? By the bony express. What is a skeleton’s favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. Why are skeletons such bad liars? Everyone can see right through them.

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