One day I was in church and I had to let some gas out. I knew it was dangerous because I had a fine male ass. The ground started shaking and I knew what was gonna happen. The sprinklers went off and and the floor was violently shaking. The roof was starting to cave in and I did the most: Chunky, funky, monkey, bed bunky, tree trunky, sloppy, gloppy, droppy, floppy, tooshie, a gooshie mooshie, shushi fart so bad I needed stiches. (I didn't) Everyone got scared hey hid under the chairs and started texting their families that they loved them because they thought God was coming. When my Donald Trumpy fart stopped everyone got from under they're chairs and was confused thinking where was god. I had to act confused with them. So anyway my fart got on the news as America's Most Killer Earthquake but little did they know it was my ripper Ass!

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