Now I highly doubt anyone on this site gives two fucks about Greek mythology, but they're like ancient memes in my opinion. They are 3000 year old memes. Now heres a shorter one that I can somewhat relate to, the story of Theseus, shortened by yours truly.

Description: -Karma

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BASED ON:	THEY LEFT PHIL WITH THE BOW ON THE ISLAND 10 FUCKING YEARS AGO! So they have to SAIL ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE ISLAND TO GRAB THE GUY WITH THE BOW! And THATS how they won the Trojan war. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW AWKWARD THAT MUST'VE BEEN?! Just imagine sitting there like "Ok, which one of you brought the god bow" and the guys like "Oh- We left Phil on the island because his foot smelled bad". THATS GOTTA BE THE MOST STUPID THING IN GREEK MYTHOLOGY THAT I KNOW OF!