Abraham Drinkin. John Wilkes Booze. Rosa Parched. Frederick Mugless. Harry S. Brewman. Alexander HamilTurnt. Ciroc Obama. Slam-eul Adams. Druncle Sam. George Whiskington. George Sloshington. George W. Bush Lite. Condoleeza Rice-Wine. Bud W. Eisenhower. Theodore Brewsanvelt. Buzz'd Aldrin. Malt Disney. Millard Fill-more in my cup. Davy Crunkett. Albert Winestein (he was German-American, but still). Tequila Earhart. Martin Luther Gin Jr. Donald Drunk.