*first off cheese doesn`t have a weiner. Second I did not add legs for this reason. Also, TERRIE HATER, you sound a lot like Terrie.

Description: Broque Monsieur - Desparito Swiss Cheese/Snake Oil Salesman Who Sales Snake Oil - 170 HP - 273 Damage *normally 18 but he has a pump-action shotgun* 308/310 Critical Hit Damage (not much is known about this 53 year old, but he sure will change from a novice petty thief to a mastermind one day. Rivals with Hacker, Drake Wilson, and Nexus Elder)