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Description: Dr. Baker: Hello SCP-049-J, welcome to- SCP-049-J: I am a doctor. Dr. Baker: -uh, yes, I’m aware. We’re just doing this as a- SCP-049-J: I have the cure. Dr. Baker: (Pauses) …yes, well, we’ll get to that. First off, can you tell me your name? SCP-049-J: Yes hmm quite very well I have the cure good sir indubitably yes I am a doctor. Dr. Baker: …what? SCP-049-J: Bring me to the patient, I will heal them. (Gestures with pointed doctor stick) Dr. Baker: Jesus, watch- fuck, watch where you’re swinging that. SCP-049-J: I am the cure. Dr. Baker: What in the world are you- ohh, I get it. You’re sort of a moron, aren’t you? SCP-049-J: No good sir I am most effective. I mean, my cure. I am the cure. Very effective. The most. Because I am a doctor. Dr. Baker: Right, we were going to look into that. Let’s, uh- (gestures for assistants) -Two researchers wheel in a patient on a table.- Dr. Baker: So this patient- SCP-049-J: (Sniff) -has the pestilence yes mmmmmmm I can smell it. Dr. Baker: …has a sore throat. We were wondering if you know of any cures to fix their ailments. SCP-049-J: I… (pauses) yes, of course. I am a doctor after all. (Subject begins to dig around in their doctor bag for some time.) Dr. Baker: Need any help over there? SCP-049-J: NO! (Muttering) He is not the cure. I am the cure. (Pauses) Ah, yes. This will do the trick. Dr. Baker: That is a shoe. SCP-049-J: Yes. Dr. Baker: That will heal this person? SCP-049-J: It is the cure. Dr. Baker: Alright, go ahead. SCP-049-J proceeds to gesture dramatically over the patient before violently beating the patient’s throat with a shoe. Dr. Baker: Whoa, fuck! What are you doing? How is this supposed to help? SCP-049-J: (Shrieking incoherently) After a moment, the entity stops. The patient lies mutilated and dead on the tabletop. Dr. Baker: …what the fuck was that? SCP-049-J: (Dramatic gesture) Patient is healed. Dr. Baker: What? No she’s not! You just crushed her throat with a shoe! SCP-049-J: No patient is very well now yes I am the cure. Dr. Baker: Look at all this blood! Moral atrocities aside this is going to take hours to clean up! You just killed a person! SCP-049-J: No they are cured yes watch (Grabs the corner of the patient’s mouth and begins to move it while speaking out of the corner of his own.) Hello yes I am the patient good sir and I am cured most effective thank you doctor you did a good job you are the best doctor mmhmm mmhmm. Dr. Baker: Now look here, I see your hand down there. I know that isn’t the patient talking. What is this supposed to be? SCP-049-J: (Pauses) Uh. (Pauses) Oh look, more pestilence over there. (Points behind Dr. Baker) Dr. Baker: (Turns to look) What? Whe- oh for fucks sake he’s gone again. God dammit!