Irish guy walks into a bar. Says "Hey, if my octopus plays the sax, can I have free drinks?" Bartender thinks "What? There`s no way an octopus can play a saxophone." and agrees. Sure enough...The octopus plays it. The Irishman gets free drinks. Next night, same guy walks in, and says "Hey, will you give me free drinks if my octopus plays an instrument?" Bartender looks around, somebody left their viola. Bartender holds it up, and says "There`s no way they can play this, but sure, if it can, free drinks." Guy gives it to the octopus, and sure enough, it plays! Everyone`s surprised, he gets free drinks. Next day, guys walks in. Says the same thing, and the bartender thinks "At this rate, I`ll go bankrupt." So the bartender points to an old piano in the corner, and says "No way your octopus can play that." Guy sets the octopus on the chair, and it starts playing. Everybody claps, he gets his free drinks. Next day, the Irishman comes back again. This time, the bartender had planned it. -BD

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