A younger kid, maybe three-four years of age grabs my leg. Instead of calling the police on them, I do what any normal person would do; grab them, tell their mother that they chose me instead, and take them to their new home. -Hermann Hans Otto Georg-Wilhelm Müller von Magdeburg und Hanover

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*A younger kid, maybe three-four years of age grabs my leg. Instead of calling the police on them, I do what any normal person would do; grab them, tell their mother that they chose me instead, and take them to their new home.* -Hermann Hans Otto Georg-Wilhelm Müller von Magdeburg und Hanover