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35dc76 [He lifts his head and looks around]

5e42a4 Two Bit+- I got lifeboost, makes you go crazy with all stat boosts, bigbuffs muscle inflation and finally the forbidden oat, a coffee that randomizes your stats!!

d97a12 [visible shaking] it's nothing. [I then walk away]

52698c "ough,, what was in that coffee,,,"

35dc76 [Stands up, slower than last time] ough, my back,.,.,,.

d97a12 it tastes funny-

5e42a4 Two Bit+- side effects kicking in

35dc76 [Vesel also splats on the floor, he lays there for a second.]

d97a12 oh, coffee! *buy*

5e42a4 Two Bit+- come get your def not super charged coffee!

52698c *coffee wears off mid flight, cue drunken state* "ohhh I feel woozy-" *SPLAT (he landed on the floor)*

d97a12 now, where is vessel?

5e42a4 Two Bit+- Anyways i think this battle has been taken to a safe distance time to open.

d97a12 imma stop being goofy boofy

52698c "HEHAHHEAHEHAEHAHE" *Launches into the air, ready to crtit vessel*

9ce148 ("*i love this show")

52698c *helmet on (HES GONNA MARKET GARDEN YOU)*

5e42a4 Two Bit+- My bad chat this drink made mans a psychopath

9ce148 (*𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢 𝘰𝘯𝘦-𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘊𝘙𝘛 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘛𝘝 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 "𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘴" 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴, 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘝𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘭, 𝘑𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘒𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴* "*intriguisting")

52698c *the jerry's SLAM on Vessel before all the clones dissapear as jesti pulls out mastered glovel*

d97a12 WAIT! jesti, are we using the Source engine?

35dc76 (lowkey my only chance is just to wait for jesti to get tired lmao)

52698c ((both work lmao))

35dc76 (walking CIRCUS i mean, fuck)

52698c *promt three of the jesti's pulling out Jerry (big evil snowman glove) and spawning Jerry)*

35dc76 PUT ME- DOWN YOU- WALKING- CARNIVAL!-

d97a12 [the statue was misaligned, bitch, IM STIL ALIV oh wait my arm is missing fuck]

52698c *Uses The Flex on Kennedy and throws down a 24 karat gold statue of Kennedy down and off the island before going back to playing catch with his clones*

d97a12 [insert keneddy charging at jesty with dat flint Lockwood ahh run]

35dc76 (and you cant just force people into random cutscenes!11!! the cutscene has no reason to start and kennedy has not appeared in the rp beforehand so it cant be a memory)

52698c "HEHEAHEAHEAHEHHEAHHEHAAEHAEAHEHAEAEHAEHAHAHAHEHEAHEHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH" *Starts playing catch with vessel's ragdolled body (poor guy)*

52698c Correct buzzer, Kennedy))

35dc76 (he still is getting his shit kicked in tho, wonder how long it will be until jesti tires out)

0b51d0 FINALLY. RAAAAAAAAAAAA

9ce148 (*unless you provoke him, then he doesn't care if you're not human, he will try to fucking kill you, and then leave if he realizes he's losing. bro's a coward, but being a coward keeps him alive)

d97a12 I have something for you that will aid you in battle. it's a laser rifle. use it wisely. Salutations! [and the second the cutscenes ends, I just explode because jesti or some fucker planted c4 on my back]

9ce148 (*and i mean if you're not a pure human anyway, you won't get targeted by him in the first place)

35dc76 (theoretically it would only take a punch to kill the cherry jesti's, so he should be slowly killing some of them)

d97a12 [insert vessel being forced into a fallout 3 cutscenes]

d97a12 VESSEL! VESSEL!

9ce148 (*if Wendigo Scott is in a fight with some character, and he realizes he's losing, he will not stick around to just die. mans WILL try to run. and if he succeeds, he would have learned to not mess with that guy in particular ever again. EVEN if the character is totally human, if they can make the wendigo unsure if he'll win, he will no longer target them)