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e399da Two Bitch Ass+- Crys in loser corner))

14d431 Roleplay? Is it a virtual game? How long has it been going on for, which states?

9ce148 (*no you didn't, TwoBit. I veto'ed that event)

35dc76 hes named scott, hes in the middle of a one off roleplay with the user currently named "Two Bitch Ass+-", that one changes his name a lot, "twobit+-" is one of them and his main name

e399da Two Bitch Ass+- Jokes on you scott, i bumped into the real you while getting the decoy and now you have level 2 schizophrenia for ten minutes!!

e399da Two Bitch Ass+- Oh so like your God in your void, noted.

14d431 Who is the (*STRING) user and what are they talking about?

9ce148 (*my entire being is non-canon! i can change anything about myself at any time! this white void is my domain!)

14d431 Bit flip. They used to mess up my prank calls a while back. Gotta love ancient technology that I can't update.

35dc76 15 millennia is quite a long time, also you misspelled "millennia"

e399da Two Bitch Ass+- oof

9ce148 ("*you fool, thats a decoy!!!!" *the decoy head explodes*)

e399da Two shit+- Yoink, there goes your head.

e399da Two shit+- Yoink, there goes your head.

14d431 That's such a convincing response wow. You know I was dead for 15 millenia, then I woke up and I could think.

9ce148 (*just you try to kidnap me, i have a foolproof failsafe)

35dc76 well, experiencing a loved one die can be devastating, it can cause some to spiral into depression, and lose motivation to keep going. and yes most do fear death, some more than others, i personally am not too afraid of death, hell ill have a whole life before then, im happy to be able to live in the first place

e399da Two Bitch Ass+- Uh.. okay cool, am still gonna kidnap you and have a person do balls torture on you

14d431 OOH, the nano's arent up yet for you guys. Tell me have you seen a person step on a rake and get slammed in the face by the handle?

9ce148 ("my bones are old, please i am frail" *me with a bat:)

9ce148 (*im older than you mentally, i have the power to override any action you make or word you speak)

e399da Two Bitch Ass+- Sigh, ima have to kidnap scott and take him to my basement...

e399da Two Bitch Ass+- I can't punch this man??

9ce148 (*freaky old man talking about fisting a minor, thats wild. chat, prepare the lethal injection)

35dc76 as far as i know i aint no program, maybe you went back in time somehow or smth

14d431 Well this is new, even if it aint real its as real as its gonna get. So early humans, what's it like experiencing loved ones die? Do you fear death?

e399da Two Bitch Ass+- Little did these fools know, my real age is 293 currently heheeha.))

14d431 Am I connected to an emulator or something? Is this a preprogrammed scenario for a history software?

9ce148 (*man who would want to live forever anyway? i'd get bored and kill myself after year 200)

35dc76 its 2025??

9ce148 (*it's ... not 2026 yet .... )

35dc76 ...?

14d431 Sure they do, ever since 2026 they stopped aging.

14d431 100? 100 what, 100 games?

35dc76 humans dont live that long, hell making it to 100 years old is crazy, let alone 15,000

9ce148 (*oldest humans i know about have only gotten into the early 100s)

14d431 Ok then mr. human, im asking what your age range is. 15,000 - 15,500 years old? 15,500 - 16,000 years old? If you're human you have an age, afterall.

e399da Two Bitch Ass+- Gub gub is a 10/10

e399da Two Bitch Ass+- Mb i raged on minecraft bed wars so i had to take my anger out on dell.

35dc76 good morning scott

35dc76 sure, im human