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e18914 Two Bitch+- Nothing to do with music...

1b8f22 nigga you JUST said "skill issue" for. what reason. because i don't listen to Slim Shady?

e18914 Two Bitch+- Average furry IQ moment..

1b8f22 skill issue for what

e18914 Two Bitch+- Skill issue.

1b8f22 *anyways

1b8f22 anywyas, Venetian Snares

e18914 Two Bitch+- Haters gonna hate-

1b8f22 erm no

7521f9 hey scarecrow do you want to switch back to our original colour

e18914 Two Bitch+- criminal by slim shady, i recommed.

e18914 Two Bitch+- It was a song from slim shady, I just copied and pasted it, plus there was no music or beat so it was just the rhymes.

1b8f22 hey uh what was that ass song

e18914 Two Bitch+- Anyways, howdy everyone.

06e648 Ah. Nevermind.

e18914 Two Bitch+- 'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't take shit from no one {-- end-

885492 okay yeah imma just. start putting /j at the end of my jokes i think. apolocheese

06e648 Modern rap is just "Hidden gem. Keep it hidden"

14d431 no, because you said rap is ass, retard

e18914 Two Bitch+- I'm a criminal! 'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't take shit from no one I'm a criminal!

06e648 Because of that SINGLE TIME on Roblox where I was really mad? I just hate rap music, it sounds so awful. And what's with that awful fucking 808 drum machine they ALL use? At least use a 909, because at least THERE you can make out the sounds to be good. And that awful hi-hat buzz is annoying as fuck. Seriously, the fact nobody cringes at modern rap is a sentiment to how far we've fallen as a species. At this point clank some metal together and people will say "Yoo this shit fireee"...

e18914 Two Bitch+-Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up To make you mad, so kiss my brown naked ass And if it's not a rapper that I make it as I'ma be a fuckin' wannabe be "fascist" in a Jason mask

e18914 Two Bitch+- If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut

e18914 Two Bitch+- The guy in it, I hide for five minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business Die bitches, bastards, brats, pets This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet

885492 i'm sorry bro it just has to happen

e18914 Two Bitch+- Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it (Go, go, go!) So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it So I'll be disguised in it and if anybody identifies

06e648 Dell wtf

885492 guys,..,.,. we might have to airdrop morver into the heart of O-Block with a shirt that says blacks go back

e18914 Two Bitch+- Oh, that's Scott with an AK to his face Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place I told you, Scott, you should've kept that thang put away I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh? I'm a criminal!

e18914 Two Bitch+- Two Bitch, I'm as crazy as him-and-him and Kim combined (The maniac's in) In place of Scott 'cause he couldn't make it today He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin' his place (Mm-mm-mmm!)

06e648 Bro forgot rap is ass.

e18914 Two Bitch+- I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die In plane crashes and laughs as long as it ain't happenin' to him

1b8f22 ass music vruh!!! lowkey so ass!!! play some Venetian Snares!!!!

e18914 Two Bitch+- My morals went *thhbbpp* when the president got oral Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk off of his own employee Now, don't ignore me, you won't avoid me You can't miss me:

2d1c59 BOO!!! YOU STINK!!!

e18914 Two Bitch+-So as I got older and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger I drank more liquor to fuck you up quicker Than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin' the word HIGGA!

ab0438 get this guy off stage.

e18914 Two Bitch+-I'm a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?

e18914 Two Bitch+-The mother did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes and speed The baby came out, disfigured ligaments, indeed It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of that baby, 'cause that baby was ME!

2368c6 "We may have to kill this guy, Luna."

7521f9 holy yap bro