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293042 I'm getting bored of this so...(Turns the microwave into a......Sans XD)
65b09a random things
616e70 What's the difference between a microwave oven and anal sex? One browns your meat.
fc6325 the last opportunity
d5d33b Redust (fursona)
ca38aa i am angery
293042 Yup
8e0da6 supercomictale super squirrel (new)
616e70 What do you call a well planned microwave? A tactical nuke
293042 ...
ca38aa you could've done it the whole time?!
616e70 A microwave gave birth to 2 identical twins. They had no phase difference.
28945d *exists*
616e70 What happens when you put a globe in a microwave? Global warming.
293042 Honestly I can turn you back but I'm having fun watching you as a microwave
293042 If you couldn't then I could make a voicebox or something
ca38aa i hate this
616e70 Can you speak still?
293042
ca38aa ffff
293042 I t h i n k y o u m a d e i t w o r s t
ca38aa i'm still blind btw
293042 i t o n l y m a t t e r s w h a t s o n t h e i n s i d e
616e70 here *Throws a wrench at the microwave magically fixing the screen* *Whispers* holy shit that worked
293042 Well be dead INSIDE so you can be dead not on the outside but in
ca38aa if i could i would kill myself right now
293042 (Im going to stop)
616e70 *BURSTS OUT LAUGHING*
293042 k finally doen now can i make beans
293042 You can't feel your legs because the tiger has oh god
ca38aa u wot
616e70 Nah im just kiddin your still a microwave
ca38aa I STILL CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS BUT I THINK THAT'S UNRELATED!!
616e70 OH GOD THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD NOW THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT IS HERE *WINKS INSAINLY*
ca38aa MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
98b53d the last opportunity
293042 Wait why the hell we just watching
28945d LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS MAMBO NO. 5.
293042 Its a dead body being thrown by an insane person
ca38aa i must channel my inner microwave to win a battle against such a beast as a tiger
616e70 YEAH AND ITS GOING FOR YOUR LEGS, OH GOD THE VIOLENCE *Winks multiple times at the others*