*The hotel clerk looks at the computer and scrolls slightly* "A deluxe room would beeeeee. $130, while a standard would be $70, i'm honestly surprised we can keep prices so low, there's just that many people comin' in. Oh and the deluxe rooms have better views and more space, bigger beds, (well, depending on what bed you want), and two bathrooms, while a standard room is... Not that."

Description: Irn Fortis (John) Oh, you would like to see a description? alright here. Irn Fortis wears a dark, dark red robe that stops at around waist height, and pants of about the same color tucked into dark slightly brownish red boots. It's face is mostly featureless, aside from some dark grey sharp rock like features poking out from around the bottom and top of their head, it's "skin" is also grey with the look of rock.