I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHAFUCKA HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS T H I S B I G AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALLASS DICK. IT'S ABOUT THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE--B O O M. THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. NO POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET-- MY SUPER LAZER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH-- NO. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT, OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT. YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLET HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I Piss on you too.

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