Insert narrarator voice here* At this very moment, it looks like boyfriend was outmatched, so stunned by the speed of the skeleton that he couldn't bring himself to move, but . . . thats only what it looks like to the naked eye. In reality, all the fighting with the 100's of different versions of shaggy and matt has led boyfriend to reach beyond the limits of this universe, beyond light speed. So fast that it looks like he isn't moving in the first place.