before this vivid imagination happened i recounted 4 year old OC lore that swapped between "genuine animation" and "tumblr draw-my-oc-backstory mad eentirely using ms paint and an onpar editing software" style and because it was so old and because the kitchen was dark and because the kitchen was an open enough space and because i was thinking while half-asleep i managed to remember all of this

Description: SC stupid relic things a-relic: punisher's magnus; "CAN YOU LOCK THE FUCK IN" available after 100 hits fires a bullet that deals t-dmg = (def# x 1000) + def% on hit, halve hits required to activate on miss (hit a nonliving entity/barrier/travel 2 miles), suffer t-dmg = (def# x 100) + (def% / 2), self-apply random debuff X for 1m and activate a 15s opportunity window for a pointblank shot on PB hit, deal t-dmg = (def x 10000) + (def% x 2) and self-applies a random buff X for 2m on PB miss, die instantly on either counter, do nothing, does not open a pointblank opportunity (n+) if a target has negative gen/reg def. and is hit, they die instantly