Hi kids! Do you like safe spaces? Wanna see me rip a trigger warning to its basics? You want me to use pronouns, check my privilege and bow? I'd rather crank a V8 and drive it through your sacred cow Sippin' on a soy latte, complainin' on your phone While I'm grillin' up a steak and just wanna be left alone You got a brand new tote bag from NPR for your donation I'm a walking, talking micro-aggression to your whole generation