it's also notable to say that the cafe had actual real versions of me inside, and the meals and drinks and other shit were based off of OCs from long ago. yeah there was a toy case but it could only hold like one figure and that figure was. another old throwaway oc of mine. and i ordered this thing called the ZeCrunch based off my dumbass abandoned stand oc named Zepix that was just a bunch of pink crystals that could do anything ever

Description: SC stupid relic things a-relic: punisher's magnus; "CAN YOU LOCK THE FUCK IN" available after 100 hits fires a bullet that deals t-dmg = (def# x 1000) + def% on hit, halve hits required to activate on miss (hit a nonliving entity/barrier/travel 2 miles), suffer t-dmg = (def# x 100) + (def% / 2), self-apply random debuff X for 1m and activate a 15s opportunity window for a pointblank shot on PB hit, deal t-dmg = (def x 10000) + (def% x 2) and self-applies a random buff X for 2m on PB miss, die instantly on either counter, do nothing, does not open a pointblank opportunity (n+) if a target has negative gen/reg def. and is hit, they die instantly