and so i grab betsy and i'm like "ah tractor" and i chuck her up and the pedals are pulling levers and pushing buttons and rumbles of life and i aim it at the farmer and i'm like "FLOOR IT!" guurh doink, and hit the wall, farmer not dead, shotgun falls and i grab the shotgun and i'm like "i'll kill him" and BANG it's a blank, oh he's so nice. i stick out my jizz mud shit milk covered hoof and i'm like "friends?" and he's like "i'll fucking eat you" and i'm like "oh then we'll both die". i smashed the oil lamp so that it burst into a huge thing of flame, and i'm like "oh he's definitely dead now, i'll get the rest of my revenge on his family", and i go hop in the tractor and drive up towards the farmhouse, i find another oil lamp 'cus it's an old tractor. then i smashed the oil lamp all over the outside of the tractor, and now it's a big rolling fireball, and it crashes into the farmhouse to kill the rest of his family

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