so i watched this stopmotion clothes animation on Vimeo where some midwesterner made out of clothes stops a woman from getting shoplifted and then pulls out a gem in which everyone responds with "shiny!!". he then proceeds to SOLO THE ENTIRE FUCKING TOWN of clothes people with the gem STILL INTACT, and gives it to the said clothes lady who then jumps on her and they both have invisible sex together. what an amazing legend ✨✨