but recently, my dad handed me his "old" phone, it doesn't have a button and is significantly newer than my glorious relic, and I have tried to use it, I really, really have, but this new phone is so incomparably fucking moronic compared to my old phone, it just needs to make every single feature about it either more complex or make me feel like a fucking neanderthal, no, I don't need you to make the fact that you cant fucking use data for some ungodly reason, absurdly obvious and basically spell it out for me, i'm not a god damn barely conscious toddler, you don't need to spell shit out for me to make sure I understand it, IT'S FUCKING STUPID, like, HOW, JUST HOW ARE YOU UNABLE TO USE CELLULAR DATA, BUT MY OLD ASS PHONE IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS STUPID ASS SHIT, WWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYY????

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