all of you guys have super cool power systems and the only ones i've managed to scrounge up is "literally anything can work and there's no cap nor natural requirements"

Description: SC stupid relic things a-relic: punisher's magnus; "CAN YOU LOCK THE FUCK IN" available after 100 hits fires a bullet that deals t-dmg = (def# x 1000) + def% on hit, halve hits required to activate on miss (hit a nonliving entity/barrier/travel 2 miles), suffer t-dmg = (def# x 100) + (def% / 2), self-apply random debuff X for 1m and activate a 15s opportunity window for a pointblank shot on PB hit, deal t-dmg = (def x 10000) + (def% x 2) and self-applies a random buff X for 2m and remove all debuffs on PB miss, die instantly on either counter, do nothing, does not open a pointblank opportunity (n+) if a target has negative gen/reg def. and is hit, they die instantly