damn. anywHi, my name is Floyd Bensworth, I used to have legs, that was until the Pootrimade Syndicate abducted me, and replaced them with a spring. They installed a permanent dih in my ah and it penetrates me every time I bounce, this wouldn't be an issue if I couldn't stop bouncing, but they implanted a chip into my body that will make me explode if it ever detects that I've stopped bouncing. My life is a living nightmare, I plan to stop bouncing tomorrow, this is goodbye.