the urge to make fun of Crom's spelling errors is ganging up on me

Description: SC stupid relic things a-relic: punisher's magnus; "CAN YOU LOCK THE FUCK IN" available after 100 hits fires a bullet that deals t-dmg = (def# x 1000) + def% on hit, halve hits required to activate on miss (hit a nonliving entity/barrier/travel 2 miles), suffer t-dmg = (def# x 100) + (def% / 2), self-apply random debuff X for 1m and activate a 15s opportunity window for a pointblank shot on PB hit, deal t-dmg = (def x 10000) + (def% x 2) and self-applies a random buff X for 2m and remove all debuffs on PB miss, die instantly on either counter, do nothing, does not open a pointblank opportunity (n+) if a target has negative gen/reg def. and is hit, they die instantly