Anomaly T-3548: The Donner. [The Donner is a seemingly normal electric donner guitar, but when played, it sounds normal, as if plugged in with a amp. Though, there is no amp port. When used for hostile activity, recent tests showed that anyone hit with The Donner, would be "Brutally clobbered into red much", no matter where you hit someone. Further research will not be conducted] {YES this Is canon}