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44dd83 You dont look 21
842b2e "Welllll... we don't technically serve it, but if you show me some ID and promise not to tell anyone, I can get you a shot."
7521f9 (I got to get home no, 1 hour minimum sadly :( )
e4c2a9 "Oh- yespleasethankyou. Just one more thing, Y'all have whiskey?"
842b2e "I could take those dishes for you, if you're done with them."
44dd83 They wont find your body lil bro
e4c2a9 "Delightful"
842b2e "Why, yes! Of course you can. I'll put the order in."
7521f9 thank you
e4c2a9 *Drinking sfx.*
44dd83 *chew chew ngulp* excuse me, could i order another jalapeno pizza, but with chicken instead of black olives? Large, of course
e4c2a9 "Hm"
842b2e *Flopping back out* "And here's your spaghetti! Enjoy!"
e4c2a9 "Wonderful"
842b2e "You're welcome!" *He flops away*
7521f9 thank you
842b2e "Good choice. I'll have that out for you in a few minutes."
7521f9 Can I pls have spaghetti pls
842b2e "And, you're welcome, sir! Just lemme know if there's anything else you need."
e4c2a9 "Fuck yea. Thanks ma- . . . seal-"
842b2e "Hello, welcome back to being conscious. What would you like to order?"
44dd83 Wow, uh, thank you Mr Bojangles
7521f9 Oh that's right, thank you
842b2e "Alrighty, here's your chicken Alfredo pasta, and your jalapeño and black olive pizza! Enjoy!
e4c2a9 "You are at Mr Bojangle's Pasta Place"
7521f9 where am I again, I spaced out sorry
7521f9 (I'm back, my laptop was having some issues
842b2e "You're not crazy, sir, I am indeed a talking seal."
44dd83 Phew
e4c2a9 "Oooh nice"
e4c2a9 "No I see a full grown man- ofc it's a talking seal. Anything and everything weird is around here."
842b2e "Here's your lemonade, I'll be out with everyone's food here shortly."
44dd83 *turn* youre telling me you dont see the talking seal??
e4c2a9 "Probably just you man"
44dd83 Was that dr pepper spiked or something
842b2e *Flopping away to prepare the orders*
e4c2a9 "Thanks"
44dd83
44dd83
842b2e "Alrighty! I'll have that out for you in just a few."
e4c2a9 "Yea- can I get the chicken alfredo?"