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1b8f22 me casually bluffing the respawn insurance (i will be removed from the timeline effective immediately)

b4ad60 my fat ass stopping by eternalset's local Dairy Queen to eat 4 burgers back to back (i will be shot within 5 minutes)

b15bc0 what's next? breathing insurance

024523 [Souczyr] [you can respawn with debuffs for a week, but you are unable to fight but are unable to get killed again in that timeframe, but if you dont have the insurance, your either permanently dead, or permanently sent back to your universe to avoid timeline issues]

9187d1 respawn insurance is crazy

024523 [Souczyr] [things are 100x more expensive in eternalset, except food, because food has became so abundant since people have bought augments where you dont need to eat, metabolism pausers, dont ask how they work they just do]

1b8f22 RESPAWN INSURANCE???

35dc76 sans wont be able to fight a gun if he didnt expect it, if hes unable to notice and teleport before the first shot he is cooked, but if he reacts fast enough he could shortcut out of the way and use blue magic to disarm the human

b4ad60 AND NO THAT DETERMINATION SHIT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE AT THAT POINT IT'S A FUCKING STALEMATE.

024523 [Souczyr] [also my universe is so dystopic you have to pay to not get killed, cuz if you die without respawn insurance, you get sent back to your original universe and you are physically unable to come back]

b4ad60 actually- dude. i remember this one motherfucker saying that Frisk could beat Goku. IN WHAT FUCKING SCENARIO IS A CHILD BEATING A MULTIVERSAL-LEVEL ALIEN.

024523 [Souczyr] [if i swing a sword at an undertale character in the Realization Universe, and it physically touches them, they are more than likely to be killed, and damage to mortals and immortals are realistic, so a blow to the head will kill a sans if their bones physically shatter like glass]

9187d1 holy fufck you're right

b4ad60 Yet they have the nerve to say that Sans could take on the entirety of the underground. Like dude. YOUR GOAT CAN'T HANDLE A GENOCIDAL CHILD.

1b8f22 hruh.., . also Para you got that Noah's Jacket ID

b4ad60 AND THEY LOST TO HUMANS WHO PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE FIREARMS. THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA DO TO QUANTAVIOUS ANTHONY MILLER JR. WITH A FUCKING DRACO WITH A 50 ROUND DRUM.

9187d1 its funy how everyone was razzing the lgbtq community to razzing the UT fandom lmao

31a380 i dont think everyone knew about sans power levels

b4ad60 Literally the strongest of monsterkind could summon thousands of spears, be living flamethrowers- hell- ONE OF THEM IS A GOD DAMN BOMBER PLANE.

b4ad60 Honestly if sans was such a god damn powerhouse, WHY DID THE HUMANS EVEN TRAP THE MONSTER POPULOUS DOWN THERE ANYWAY. Like dude. Think about it.

024523 [Souczyr] [no undertale being could live in my universe, since all damage is done by physical contact in some way, there are no evasion chances unless you have some sort of auto-dodge mechanic or assist]

9187d1 anyway spins bc MHUR matinence is happening soon!1!1!1!1!1!1

b15bc0 *exclaims in happiness* anyways I'm on the whiteboard

9187d1 and Keneddy you are cooking, my slice!!1!

b4ad60 and before you bring up that "well actually sans would attack right after you shoot at him" first of all, no one's doing that turn-taking shit. Frisk was bored. and second of all. FUCK Y

35dc76 24 times

024523 [Souczyr] [we are hating on liberal teenagers that dont identify as human and talking about how lgbtq brought this onto themselves]

b4ad60 like if i remember correctly sans dodges like 22 times before getting tired. so if you get a basic 30 round mag, aim right and just fire right after he dodges the last bullet he's done.

1b8f22 bro i was gone for 15 minutes to contemplate getting cereal at 9 past morning what the fuck happened

9187d1 like said in the past, i will respect whatever decision you mae whether it be your sexuality, pronouns, or religion, just as long as you dont try to force it on me or you're like ewww a straight Jewish person. the only thing i will not tolerate are Satanists or anything that does child sacrifice or whatever

b4ad60 like being honest if you took the average man, give him an AR-15 and teach him how to use it optimally- SANS IS ASH.

638b34 boom, removed

638b34 oh, i forgot to remove allat from the desc

b4ad60 actually nah why do most like. AUs center around sans being a fucking powerhouse. Like yeah he was the "toughest boss in the game" which honestly isn't true i mean omega flowey is right there in my opinion but like. dude. HE IS NOT LIKE THAT

b15bc0 this is what I have so far para https://tinyurl.com/2bzyum28

638b34 nah bruh, dat's crazy

024523 [Souczyr] [also i am not being flowy, id rather be grillby]

9187d1 hewro i had to do bible reading. and idrc if you go by different pronons, the only thing i find fucked up is chopping off your female or maleparts, like why would you do that,,

b4ad60 hell nah why the fuck they pulling out Deus Ex Machinas now this shit was not that serious 😭

b15bc0 eyyyyyy para

638b34 Quadrupledust time trio Phase 7 - Eien No Kurushimi