rp gallery

35dc76 (we were dragged away from the dunkin doughnuts to a remote island in the SKY (slap battles) and deadtale thinks he can just watch the fight, and kennedy went back and forth between the two and just jumped in trying to save me or something, not even introducing himself before, and also having no reason to actually be AT the island, so i dont feel like paying attention to them in rp, and so dell i doubt you would be able to just appear as well)

52698c *Clones promtly dissapear*

52698c *sits up (https://youtu.be/vJUnCdraDzo?t=8)* "ouhh i don't feel wells,,,,"

5e42a4 Two Bit+- Management keeps the ingredients a secret!!

d97a12 [looks at my stats] {{250 Hp, 300 def.... uhhhhhhhhhhh }}

0b51d0 lowkey i wanna like. just walk in but idk if i really should.

35dc76 now which one is the original one...?

5e42a4 Two Bit+- Keneddy, you didn't even look at the choices, you drank forbidden oat.

d97a12 [insert keneddy giving John the 1,000 yard stare]

35dc76 [He lifts his head and looks around]

5e42a4 Two Bit+- I got lifeboost, makes you go crazy with all stat boosts, bigbuffs muscle inflation and finally the forbidden oat, a coffee that randomizes your stats!!

d97a12 [visible shaking] it's nothing. [I then walk away]

52698c "ough,, what was in that coffee,,,"

35dc76 [Stands up, slower than last time] ough, my back,.,.,,.

d97a12 it tastes funny-

5e42a4 Two Bit+- side effects kicking in

35dc76 [Vesel also splats on the floor, he lays there for a second.]

d97a12 oh, coffee! *buy*

5e42a4 Two Bit+- come get your def not super charged coffee!

52698c *coffee wears off mid flight, cue drunken state* "ohhh I feel woozy-" *SPLAT (he landed on the floor)*

d97a12 now, where is vessel?

5e42a4 Two Bit+- Anyways i think this battle has been taken to a safe distance time to open.

d97a12 imma stop being goofy boofy

52698c "HEHAHHEAHEHAEHAHE" *Launches into the air, ready to crtit vessel*

9ce148 ("*i love this show")

52698c *helmet on (HES GONNA MARKET GARDEN YOU)*

5e42a4 Two Bit+- My bad chat this drink made mans a psychopath

9ce148 (*𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢 𝘰𝘯𝘦-𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘊𝘙𝘛 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘛𝘝 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 "𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘴" 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴, 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘝𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘭, 𝘑𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘒𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴* "*intriguisting")

52698c *the jerry's SLAM on Vessel before all the clones dissapear as jesti pulls out mastered glovel*

d97a12 WAIT! jesti, are we using the Source engine?

35dc76 (lowkey my only chance is just to wait for jesti to get tired lmao)

52698c ((both work lmao))

35dc76 (walking CIRCUS i mean, fuck)

52698c *promt three of the jesti's pulling out Jerry (big evil snowman glove) and spawning Jerry)*

35dc76 PUT ME- DOWN YOU- WALKING- CARNIVAL!-

d97a12 [the statue was misaligned, bitch, IM STIL ALIV oh wait my arm is missing fuck]

52698c *Uses The Flex on Kennedy and throws down a 24 karat gold statue of Kennedy down and off the island before going back to playing catch with his clones*

d97a12 [insert keneddy charging at jesty with dat flint Lockwood ahh run]

35dc76 (and you cant just force people into random cutscenes!11!! the cutscene has no reason to start and kennedy has not appeared in the rp beforehand so it cant be a memory)

52698c "HEHEAHEAHEAHEHHEAHHEHAAEHAEAHEHAEAEHAEHAHAHAHEHEAHEHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH" *Starts playing catch with vessel's ragdolled body (poor guy)*

52698c Correct buzzer, Kennedy))