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9ce148 (*on the other hand, holy shit, plants ONLY need water and sunlight to produce food. thats extremely convenient)

44dd83 Dont even get me started on houses. Trees make their bodies out of cellulose so that they can grow gigantic and live for a long time, and we decided that because the biology of a tree is sturdy, we can kill them and cut them up to use their corpses as crude structural material for our homes and other buildings.

9ce148 (*one could argue that since all plants need to produce energy is sunlight and water, that they're not as advanced. it's like if people could get energy from the air just by breathing. thats like really lame and basic)

44dd83 Humans take it to another level though. Sometimes i'll be watching a video of a person preparing some meat, and i'll think to myself: this thing was once a living creature, we want to eat it for the compounds it can give our body, but because our brains have developed a chemical reception sense so that we can tell what things are poisinous and what things are good to eat, we purposefully put compounds that our brain likes into the nutritional matter. Seasoning meat is completely useless on a biological standpoint. We only do it because as a byproduct of being able to tell what is good and bad to eat, we can purposfully put "good" tasting compounds into our food.

44dd83 Every other lifeform literally consumes other lifeforms or products of other lifeforms for their energy. Like plants produce proteins and fats and amino acids from elemental compounds, and other animals just eat the plant cuz it allready has the proteins and fats and amino acids that it produced inside of it. Its like cheating.

44dd83 does anyone else find it weird how plants and other photosynthesizing/chemosynthesizing lifeforms are basically the only "normal" lifeforms, as in they take in pure substances and process them to live

35dc76 me omw to trip papyrus (he fell (for that shit))

9ce148 (*HE'S NOT FALLING FOR THAT SHIT)

35dc76 papyrus gone too far

9ce148 (*i found a gif of Papyrus just beating the shit out of some random pedestrian, and another gif of him chasing down another one. why is he evil)

9ce148 (*context: Sans has a fucking MAC-10, and Papyrus is just sprinting towards him. Sans is running away)

9ce148 ⠀

44dd83 i wanna do speculative biology

9ce148 (*5'11" beside the table trying to get on the chair)

35dc76 just found this image in my screenshots, this is peak

a65b49 Yeah you can tell I need to sleep wth was that sentence

a65b49 Yeah going to sleep, btw because the gel is so dense if he just takes a chunk out his leg and uncondenses it a little bit and throws it at someone whever it hits is probably going to be stick in the ground if you dont have super human strength

35dc76

9ce148 (*i uttered a satanic rite, and instantly turned Johns fingers into pipebombs. (he's died) )

9ce148 (*jouch. peal. chacaroni and meese)

35dc76 jaint

9ce148 (*ciérrate la boca, te convertiré en pintura)

35dc76 who yous callin son of a bitch

9ce148 (*sons of bitches)

9ce148 ⠀

35dc76 el gato!11

35dc76 more gold found

44dd83 /\_/\ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ( o.o )ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ> ^ <

a65b49 Hot ziggity zawg

9ce148 (Do you truly believe the pearly gates of Heaven will open for you? They will not. Your destination is in the depths, where the fire is eternal.)

a65b49 Nuh uh uh, remember john is just sans so its sans being controlled by the parasite, its a different sans as well gg

35dc76 lets go gambling!!! *goes to a random point in my screenshots folder* *jackpot noise*

44dd83

9ce148 (*yeah its John being controlled by the parasite, do you not know Fresh lore?)

a65b49 I just explained how he was being controlled by a freaky parasite not too long ago smh

35dc76 oh, thats 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀,.,,,. thats 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀 of my original character,..,

a65b49 Freakohn is NOT john Freakohn is a different sans that just so happens to have a pink mark similar to johns blue one

35dc76 also i just found this in my files lmao

44dd83 i wonder how long till my next month long

35dc76 freakohn IS john

12bf7e Two Bitch+- Get scott first Fr.