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9ce148 (*im allowed to say dumb shit, you white bastard. i'm the comic relief character)

35dc76 "as long as neptune doesnt say some dumb shit" ey look whos talkin!

e97869 Two Shit+-

9ce148 (*i mean as long as Neptune doesn't immediately say some dumb shit, i think i'd be fine with them)

e97869 Two Shit+-

13cbbd Chat honest reaction if I brought Neptune here (bug Paradoxia)

35dc76 *Catches the bullet* Beginning.* *Twobit fucking explodes*

9ce148 (*Parady is also an eye-freak. noting this down)

9ce148 (*TwoBit when he realizes Sanses are supposed to talk in all lowercase: )

e97869 Two Shit+- Thats cool and all but... GRAMMAR CHECK ITS I NOT i IN THE BEGGINING OF THE SENTENCE [-shoots John with a assualt rifle-]

13cbbd I CANT SEE MY EYES

35dc76 lmao

35dc76 i have mastered the art of becoming so incredibly still that i become invisible to the eye.

9ce148 (*I don't know .. if Scott is dead, or alive .. until i look inside ze box ... "peal!" *shut up)

13cbbd She has more eyes it's just really hard to draw them without my stylus....I want my Motorola back,,,

e97869 Two Shit+- John where in the world were you?

13cbbd Ruhhh

35dc76 boltzmann sans

9ce148 (*and because he's born of chaos, his magic is ever-shifting, hence why he's a shapeshifter. he's like a blob or something, but takes this form because its recognizable by MANY people. bro just wants friends)

9ce148 (*Scott spontaneously formed from pooling chaos, similar to how daemons form in the Warp in WH40K)

9ce148 (*i like how all these people have characters with in-depth lore/backstories, and im here with Scott like "yeah so um he was spontaneously born in an endless white expanse out of chaos, so he's technically not canon" and that's it)

e97869 Two Shit+- Just a chill guy...

e97869 Two Shit+- scott gg's it wasn't kill body cousin from texas who likes tacos.

e97869 Two Shit+- scott gg's it wasn't kill body cou-

13cbbd https://youtu.be/8cNgJDtdoXw?feature=shared

9ce148 (*chat, it is confirmed. Parady got freaky at some point)

e97869 Two Shit+- I think lore would be fine without anyone being fucked chat.

9ce148 ("*he's gonna touch the mist!" "NOAH, YOU GET BACK HERE")

e97869 Two Shit+- Erm my name is two shit, also why would you do that? I'm just a chill guy

13cbbd I love writing lore. So Scardzia, before being overtaken by the Unukras, was ruled by two deities, the grand Kisuuri Ouroboros, god of Rebirth and Honor, and the grand Diduuri Zahal, god of Death and Punishment (more like a demon). Right before the takeover, they create Parady, grand Kusudirii and demigoddess of Life and Redemption. She likes animals, specifically owls, and has canonically fucked a demon from Earth before

9ce148 (*TwoBit, you're Two Seconds away from getting tied to a train track)

e97869 Two Shit+- woah, body count ten thousand? I don't even think the zestist man on earth can- oh you mean kills my fault gang.

13cbbd Chat why do I see Noah, John and Scott as that one Finding Nemo scene where Nemo's gonna touch the boat, and then you have Noah inching torawrd that mist shit, and Scott's like "he's gonna touch the butt!" And then John's Merlin and is like "NEMO NO"

9ce148 (*Parady normally: demon who has probably genocided an entire species, and her body count is in the tens of thousands | Parady in the non-canon dimension: "OMG HAI BESTIES")

13cbbd Anyway

13cbbd Three types of Parady: the blue shit I call Parady, Canon Parady and then THAT

e97869 Two Shit+- since I'm such a cool guy I'ma go with it.

e97869 Two Shit+- I think its called making fun of your friend not bullying..

9ce148 (*squeaky toy noise*)

9ce148 (*nah i bully my friends, and they bully me back, and we're chill with it)

13cbbd You're my friend now, we're having soft tacos later!