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1b8f22 ass music vruh!!! lowkey so ass!!! play some Venetian Snares!!!!

e18914 Two Bitch+- My morals went *thhbbpp* when the president got oral Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk off of his own employee Now, don't ignore me, you won't avoid me You can't miss me:

2d1c59 BOO!!! YOU STINK!!!

e18914 Two Bitch+-So as I got older and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger I drank more liquor to fuck you up quicker Than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin' the word HIGGA!

ab0438 get this guy off stage.

e18914 Two Bitch+-I'm a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?

e18914 Two Bitch+-The mother did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes and speed The baby came out, disfigured ligaments, indeed It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of that baby, 'cause that baby was ME!

2368c6 "We may have to kill this guy, Luna."

7521f9 holy yap bro

e18914 Two Bitch+-'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't take shit from no one

e18914 Two Bitch+-I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't take shit from no one I'm a criminal!

2368c6 Actually I'll save that for later.

e18914 Two Bitch+- I'm a criminal! 'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal!

2368c6 I THINK I have enough in my bank account for a decent phone plan. Anyone got any recommendations? I'm trying to keep costs low but not "Okay, there's a reason this is cheap" low.

e18914 Two Bitch+- And to think, it's just little ol' me Mr. Don't-Give-a-Fuck still won't leave. ( Hah! )

2d1c59 can we kill this guy

e18914 Two Bitch+- And you ain't able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from toppin' these charts And you can't stop me from droppin' each March With a brand new CD for these fuckin' ret@rds (Duh)

e18914 Two Bitch+- Preacher, preacher! Fifth grade teacher! You can't reach me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause I watch TV and Comcast cable

e18914 Two Bitch+- "Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus Heal this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital"

2368c6 I don't know if my parents took me off their phone plan. Which is not only really petty, but also really fucking stupid because I don't have a goddamn job.

e18914 Two Bitch+- Come on, relax, guy! I like gay men Right, Ken? Give me an amen! (A-men!)

1b8f22 lowkey ass. Venetian Snares is better

e18914 Two Bitch+- "Hey, it's me, Versace! Whoops, somebody shot me! And I was just checkin' the mail, get it? Checkin' the male?" How many records you expectin' to sell After your second LP sends you directly to jail?

e18914 Two Bitch+- Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin' (Ooh!) That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em!

e18914 Two Bitch+- My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a f!g or lez Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest Pants or dress, hate f@gs? The answer's yes

e18914 Two Bitch+- 'Cause I'm a criminal! Criminal! You're goddamn right... I'm a criminal! Yeah, I'm a criminal!

7632ef Holy yap expansion

1b8f22 oppa gangna

e18914 Two Bitch+- A lot of people ask me stupid fuckin' questions A lot of people think that what I say on a record Or what I talk about on a record That I actually do in real life or that I believe in it Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody That I'm actually gonna do it or that I believe in it Well, shit, if you believe that, then I'll kill you You know why?

ab0438 honey did you see the thing I posted on the padle

7521f9 yo scarecrow you there?

7632ef ALso for some reason I feel like I didnt draw this maybe its because its just so boring its not smthing Id draw

7632ef Skibid pibby

1b8f22 i guess i just. draw. idk how i'm gonna play Roblox normally now with that big ass Pibby Glitch on my screen now

7632ef Anyways getting rid of this because its horrible

a56108 :D

7632ef Did goober forget I am THE toucher

ab0438 gub

a56108 I might have saved it omg-

2d1c59 yikeroonies!

a56108 Lwk I might have to redo Noli- shit looks like ass.