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9ba461 Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina 'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy, you know this I'm sorry, Puff, but I don't give a fuck

82b970 It's why I tend to block out when I hear things 'Cause all these fans screamin' is makin' my ears ring (Ahh!) So I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger

82b970 'Cause I'm Shady, they call me as crazy As the world was over this whole Y2K thing And by the way, NSYNC, why do they sing? Am I the only one who realizes they stink? Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?

75a232 I take seven {kids} from {Columbine}, stand 'em all in line Add an AK-47, a revolver, a .9 A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time (Ahh-! Ahh-ahh-!)

75a232 They call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back), I'm back (Slim Shady!) That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back), I'm back (Slim Shady!)

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75a232 I'm blind from smoke in 'em with my windows tinted With nine limos rented, doin' lines of coke in 'em With a bunch of guys hoppin' out, all high and indo-scented And that's where I get my name from That's why they call me—

75a232 It's Ken Kaniff on the Internet Tryin' to lure your kids with him into bed (Uh) It's a sick world we live in these days "Slim, for Pete's sakes, put down Christopher Reeve's legs!" ("Oh, oh, oh, oh!") Geez, you guys are so sensitive "Slim, it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it" Mind with no sense in it, fried schizophrenic whose eyes get so squinted

75a232 (*Scratches*) My name is Slim Shady I been crazy way before radio didn't play me The sensational (*scratch*), "Back is the incredible!" With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible

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75a232 I take each individual degenerate's head and reach into it Just to see if he's influenced by me, if he listens to music And if he feeds into this shit, he's an innocent victim And becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe

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75a232 That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back), I'm back (Slim Shady!) That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)

2e37c5 Fuck being rational give em what they ask fo

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75a232 'cause MTV was so friendly to me Can't wait 'til Kim sees me Now, is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect? Read my lips, bitch! What, my mouth isn't workin'? You hear this finger? Oh, it's upside down Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now

75a232 I guess I must just blew up quick (Yes) Grew up quick (No), was raised right Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say's right

2e37c5 All I ever wanted was a black grand national

75a232 I used to give a fuck, now I could give a fuck less What do I think of success? It sucks, too much press I'm stressed, too much cess, depressed, too upset It's just too much mess,

75a232 I used to get punked and bullied on my block 'Til I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's mailbox (Hey Ma', Ma'!)

75a232 I used to be my mommy's little angel at twelve Thirteen, I was puttin' shells in a gauge on a shelf

75a232 I'm waitin' for Hell, like Hell, shit, I'm anxious as Hell Manson, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail

75a232 You better get rid of that 9, it ain't gonna help What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?

a38274 random but my fingers smell like that duck sauce chinese restaurants give you with your food for some reason. my hungry ahh

75a232 I murder a rhyme, one word at a time You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine

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75a232 That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back), I'm back (Slim Shady!) That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)

a08c3f Little vro we know it's you Kalf.

75a232 WE¨RE SINGING EMINEM ARE WE NOW?

2e37c5 hi, my name is- (what?) my name is- (who?)

a38274 bursts into flames as punishment

75a232 ARGHHHHHH

14d431 i could also make gunpowder, rocket candy, a bunch of other stuff too assuming theyre legal to make

14d431 you should eat thermite yes good source of iron

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2e37c5 TRILLION.

a38274 mb gng i fucked up the flow

a38274 NE VER MEANT TO MAKE YOUR DAU GHTER CRY I A POL O GIZE A MILL ION TIMES

2e37c5 never meant to make ya daughter cry

a38274 (oooh) I AM FOR REAAAALL

2e37c5 I'm sorry miss jackson