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60e13a Pissed off 'cause Biggie and Pac just missed all this Watchin' all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda been theirs like they switched wallets

60e13a Lookin' for Big's killers, dressin' ridiculous Blue and red, like I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel 12-gauge bigger than Chris Wallace

60e13a Or leanin' out a window with a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that they shot Pac in

60e13a Yo You might see me joggin', you might see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a dead Rottweiler dog With its head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin' (Ruff ruff)

d3e923 [maniacalcackling.sfx]

60e13a You see, I'm just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the Fuss about me (Fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all they did Was doubt me (Did was doubt me) Now everybody wanna run they mouth and try to Take shots at me (Take shots at me)

d3e923 LET. US. END. YOUR, SUB TER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHH

60e13a You know, I just don't get it Last year, I was nobody This year, I'm selling records Now everybody wants to come around Like I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you want from me Ten-million dollars? Get the fuck outta here

d3e923 I DON'T THINK WEEEEE NEED THESE THINGS TO BE SO CRUDE, YOU'LL BE OUR PAL, NOT JUST A STOOGE!

d3e923 DEATH DEFYING, REDEFINING, NOW I SEE THE SILVER LINING, IT WAS NEVER ME WHO WAS THE CHEAT!

60e13a I'm a criminal! 'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't take shit from no one

d3e923 IN HIS WOOORLLDD, HE SAAAAVES THE WEAK! IN HIS WOOOORRLLD, HE MOLDS THE ONES WHO'D RATHER TASTE DEFEEAAAT-

60e13a You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up To make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass And if it's not a rapper that I make it as I'ma be a fuckin' rapist in a Jason mask

60e13a Die bitches, bastards, brats, pets This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

d3e923 SEEEEEEEE?! MY BUUUDDYYYY, IT'S ONLY MEEEEEEEE! YOUR FRIEND DELL WILL JUST WATCH YOU FLEEEE!! BURNING UUUP, TILL- ALL ARE OOONE, YET IT'S ME YOU SHUN!

60e13a The guy in it, I hide for five minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business

60e13a Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it (Go, go, go!) So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it So I'll be disguised in it and if anybody identifies

60e13a In place of the Doctor 'cause Dre couldn't make it today He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin' his place (Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place I told you, Dre, you should've kept that thang put away I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh? I'm a criminal!

d3e923 You're not very good at this, 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐？

60e13a You can't miss me: I'm white, blonde-haired, and my nose is pointy I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die In plane crashes and laughs as long as it ain't happenin' to him Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em- -inem and Kim combined (The maniac's in)

60e13a My morals went *thhbbpp* when the president got oral Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk off of his own employee Now, don't ignore me, you won't avoid me

60e13a So as I got older and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger I drank more liquor to fuck you up quicker Than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin' the word—

60e13a I'm a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?

60e13a It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of that baby, 'cause that baby was me

60e13a The mother did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes and speed The baby came out, disfigured ligaments, indeed

60e13a I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't take shit from no one I'm a criminal!

60e13a I'm a criminal! 'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal!

60e13a And you can't stop me from droppin' each March With a brand new CD for these fuckin' retards (Duh) And to think, it's just little ol' me Mr. Don't-Give-a-Fuck still won't leave

60e13a And you ain't able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from toppin' these charts

60e13a You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause I watch TV and Comcast cable

60e13a Preacher, preacher! Fifth grade teacher! You can't reach me, my mom can't neither

60e13a Oh, and please send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital"

60e13a "Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus Heal this child, help us destroy these demons

d3e923 WHAT'S THE POINT, IN PLAYING MAKE BELIEVE? YOUR POINTLESS PRIDE, MAKES YOU LOOK SO NAIEVE! PERHAPS ONE DAY, I'LL TRUST THE OTHERWISE, BUT UNTIL THAT DAY, I'LL ONLY TRUST BRIIIGHTER SKIIIES.

60e13a Come on, relax, guy! I like gay men Right, Ken? Give me an amen! (A-men!)

60e13a How many records you expectin' to sell After your second LP sends you directly to jail?

60e13a "Hey, it's me, Versace! Whoops, somebody shot me! And I was just checkin' the mail, get it? Checkin' the male?"

60e13a That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em!

d3e923 𝗜𝗧 𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗦 𝗠𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥.

60e13a Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin' (Ooh!)

d3e923 𝔹𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕖𝕥 𝕦𝕡𝕠𝕟 𝕒 𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕟 𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕕, 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤! 𝔸𝕤 𝕨𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕞 𝕀 𝕤𝕡𝕝𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣, 𝕊𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕔𝕒𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕖!