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caad1d So why the long faaaaace?

caad1d It's a new daaaaay, the people know your naaame They smiiile when they seeeee yooouuuu

caad1d Are you okaaayyyyy? Been starin' at you faaace, from across the roooooom nooow You seem out of plaaaaaace

1f86ca anyways how are y'all if anyone is here

1f86ca https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XUkIUWFhKI

1f86ca in form of a fnf mod relating to analog horrors

1f86ca warning new peak has been found

be2951 dang no ones here

be2951 wsg broski's and broseph's

60e13a "Slim Anus"? You damn right, slim anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flamin' f@ggots

60e13a Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck — blaow! Look at y'all runnin' your mouth again When you ain't seen a fuckin' mile road south of 10 And I don't need help from D12 to beat up two females In make-up who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails

60e13a Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (Fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' f@ggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when they snuck out After they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!)

60e13a I think I was put here to annoy the world And destroy your little four-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in f@ggots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves clowns 'cause they look queer (Hehe) F@ggy 2 Dope and Silent Gay

60e13a Vanilla Ice don't like me (Uh-uh), he said some shit in Vibe to spite me (Yo) Then went and dyed his hair just like me (Haha) A bunch of little kids wanna swear just like me And run around screamin' "I don't care, just bite me!" (Na-na)

60e13a New Kids on the Block suck a lot ofd!ck Boy, girl groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you f@ggots in public I'ma love it (Hahaha)

60e13a Whatever happened to wilin' out and bein' violent? Whatever happened to catchin' a good old-fashioned passionate ass-whoopin' And gettin' your shoes, coat and your hat tooken?

60e13a What's this bitch, retarded? Give me back my sixteen dollars! All I see is sissies in magazines smilin' (Hee-hee!)

60e13a An anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin Whose instinct's to kill *NSYNC, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and Britney's garbage

60e13a And amidst all this Crist' poppin' and wristwatches I just sit back and just watch and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty bottle of Rémy Martin Startin' shit like some twenty-six-year-old skinny Cartman (Goddamn it!)

60e13a Pissed off 'cause Biggie and Pac just missed all this Watchin' all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda been theirs like they switched wallets

60e13a Lookin' for Big's killers, dressin' ridiculous Blue and red, like I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel 12-gauge bigger than Chris Wallace

60e13a Or leanin' out a window with a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that they shot Pac in

60e13a Yo You might see me joggin', you might see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a dead Rottweiler dog With its head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin' (Ruff ruff)

d3e923 [maniacalcackling.sfx]

60e13a You see, I'm just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the Fuss about me (Fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all they did Was doubt me (Did was doubt me) Now everybody wanna run they mouth and try to Take shots at me (Take shots at me)

d3e923 LET. US. END. YOUR, SUB TER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHH

60e13a You know, I just don't get it Last year, I was nobody This year, I'm selling records Now everybody wants to come around Like I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you want from me Ten-million dollars? Get the fuck outta here

d3e923 I DON'T THINK WEEEEE NEED THESE THINGS TO BE SO CRUDE, YOU'LL BE OUR PAL, NOT JUST A STOOGE!

d3e923 DEATH DEFYING, REDEFINING, NOW I SEE THE SILVER LINING, IT WAS NEVER ME WHO WAS THE CHEAT!

60e13a I'm a criminal! 'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't take shit from no one

d3e923 IN HIS WOOORLLDD, HE SAAAAVES THE WEAK! IN HIS WOOOORRLLD, HE MOLDS THE ONES WHO'D RATHER TASTE DEFEEAAAT-

60e13a You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up To make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass And if it's not a rapper that I make it as I'ma be a fuckin' rapist in a Jason mask

60e13a Die bitches, bastards, brats, pets This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

d3e923 SEEEEEEEE?! MY BUUUDDYYYY, IT'S ONLY MEEEEEEEE! YOUR FRIEND DELL WILL JUST WATCH YOU FLEEEE!! BURNING UUUP, TILL- ALL ARE OOONE, YET IT'S ME YOU SHUN!

60e13a The guy in it, I hide for five minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business

60e13a Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it (Go, go, go!) So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it So I'll be disguised in it and if anybody identifies

60e13a In place of the Doctor 'cause Dre couldn't make it today He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin' his place (Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place I told you, Dre, you should've kept that thang put away I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh? I'm a criminal!

d3e923 You're not very good at this, 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐？

60e13a You can't miss me: I'm white, blonde-haired, and my nose is pointy I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die In plane crashes and laughs as long as it ain't happenin' to him Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em- -inem and Kim combined (The maniac's in)

60e13a My morals went *thhbbpp* when the president got oral Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk off of his own employee Now, don't ignore me, you won't avoid me

60e13a So as I got older and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger I drank more liquor to fuck you up quicker Than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin' the word—