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63ea65 bitch can you WOR

0987fd Eidon you're kinda mixing it up- they ran off with the scooter,he came life half an hour later to see the door broken in half,he said he had a machete which I don't fucking know WHY he would be there if he had a machete

1f86ca bro the police suc- (gtg)

c5d5a7 if i was there i wouldve disarmed them with my legs

79a7c9 Okay the police did arrive but looked at the half broken door and left whay the frick

1f86ca and they ran away probably due to the fact they saw he had a machete and he was approaching

79a7c9 That's the only thing they took as well,someone sent 2 teenage boys to either do something really bad or just flat out rob him

79a7c9 Turned out that was my neighbours cousin i have no fucking clue where he came from he sorts appeared,he was chill but more angry at the fact two teens took his cousins electric scooter

5bbfd7 theyre funny to look at

79a7c9 Why a baboon-?

1f86ca they had a fucking machete

5bbfd7 doesnt matter if no one as hurt mf youre not onna catch them if its been 12 hours

cc6fe3 my process is visualizing everyone as a baboon, specifically nat but everyone

79a7c9 Yes,it's taking long because nobody was hurt

1f86ca god your police system sucks

c6eeac damn are british police that ass

520568 I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

79a7c9 Annoyance because the police still has yet to arrive and it's been over 12 hours since the teens was kicking my door and kicked my neighbours down and robbed him

520568 meow meow. pisi pisi. pisi meow meow. pisi pisi

5bbfd7 Over school? I'm pretty sure you're in it, not over it.

1f86ca never had coffee always thought it was to hot to drink

520568 im tired i dont want to be here im over school and i need a cup of coffee

1f86ca don't need to study its just work I need to do which is why I'm doing it in study hall later

1f86ca anyways how is y'all's mornings?

79a7c9 I exist I guess.

5bbfd7 then get off of pam and study

5bbfd7 KRISMAS WE HAVE TO FIND THE [[pipis]] EMERALDS

1f86ca also I'm pretty sure I'm going to fail this year of high school

1f86ca anyways morning early birds

5bbfd7 skibbing it

1f86ca I cant speak

520568

1f86ca "fgjoggmitrojhlbm" was my geunien reaction to waking up to that

5bbfd7 oh hi zed

5bbfd7 boi if you dont shut yo stupid ass up boi now im gonna get on your ass you look like a goblin shark that ate three pounds of beans and threw up all over itself you take the expression "go shit yourself" too literally I aint done with yo stupid a

520568 thats nice to see this morning

1f86ca fgjoggmitrojhlbm

38511b can I perhaps... buy you?

8ebf46 you tripping fam

38511b mk NVM I'm not tweaking

38511b I'm I tweaking or..