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8426a8 no sweat im js running through his old discography again

79a2a0 I am not expert in that stuff.

35dc76 "*huh, guess we can say that you're a snake in more ways than one. and hey even if ya don't have to eat, it tastes good, ain't it?" [John puts the burger up to his mouth and a part of it seems to disintegrate into white dust, being absorbed into him.]

8426a8 uzi vert from 2020?

79a2a0 people still talk about that uzi thing crap?

8426a8 prime uzi really was a different breed bruh

8426a8 bac

79a2a0 wouldn't food just like.. drop on the floor if you put it in your mouth..

9ce148 *he stops* "(*𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗜𝗦 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗜 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆.)" *hey pauses for a few seconds* "(*𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹, 𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗵𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗿𝘆. 𝗜'𝗺 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝘃𝗲 𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼.)"

4d505b also is this some sans exe variant or smt

35dc76 [John looks up at Exodius and lowers his burger] "*-is it too much to ask you just eat normally?"

4d505b I keep for forgetting that the Undertale fandom exist its been a bit since I heard of that stuff

9ce148 "(*𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁, 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗹𝗼𝗽.)" *Exodius grabs his lower jaw with one hand, and his top jaw with his other hand. he is about to force his mouth open abnormally wide and release the large arms, grab the food, and consume it that way. John has a brief window to somehow prevent Exodius from doing this*

35dc76 [John leans back and shrugs] "alright then." [After a minute of waiting, the waiter arrives with their food and sets it on the table, promptly leaving afterwards, glancing at Exodius as they do] "*finally" [He grabs his cheeseburger and box of fries]

9ce148 "(*𝗔𝗹𝘀𝗼, 𝘆𝗲𝘀, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆'𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲. 𝗗𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗮 𝗚𝗼𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱? 𝗡𝗼, 𝗚𝗼𝗱𝘀 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝘀𝗲𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀.)"

9ce148 "(*𝗚𝗼 𝗷𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻, 𝗜'𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲.)"

35dc76 [John leans forwards slightly and points at Exodius] "*now you best be sharing if they actually bring that out" [He says jokingly with a chuckle]

35dc76 [John chuckles and the waiter tells him that they will see what they can do as they walk away] "*the biggest cookie they are allowed to give?? lmao."

9ce148 "(*𝗬𝗲𝘀, 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝘂𝘅𝗲, 𝗮 𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲.)" *he puts the menu down* "(*𝗗𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝗺𝗲.)"

35dc76 [The waiter walks over again after a minute and John orders before then looking over at Exodius.]

9ce148 "(*𝗜'𝗺 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿.)" *as Exodius reaches and grabs the menu from the table, John briefly catches a glimpse of Exodius' wrist which is very clearly flesh colored, and not white like his actual hand. whether or not John wants to talk about this is up to him* "(*𝗔𝗹𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗹𝗼𝗽 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲.)" *he starts looking at the menu*

35dc76 [He sets the menu down and looks at Exodius] "*... can you quit that and choose something?... from the menu."

9ce148 *most of those people try to just ignore him, one of them actively leaves the building*

9ce148 *Exodius at first ignores the menu placed down on the table, and instead chooses to stare at any humans that are present in the building. this usually leads to them seeing him, and becoming creeped out when he continues to stare even after being caught*

35dc76 (i keep having to get up to do things 😭) [He sees one and quickly raises his hand to signal them over, the waiter then drops off two menus and walks away, while looking down at one of the menus he makes a remark] "*i wonder if there's a method to your madness."

35dc76 [John stares at Exodius for a second before looking to the crowd of people to look for a waiter with a sigh]

9ce148 *he turns back to John* "(*𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻-𝗠𝗔𝗗𝗘 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗶𝗳 𝗶𝘁'𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿.)"

9ce148 *he sits down, grins, and looks at some random person who's also in the building* "(*𝗢𝗵 𝘆𝗲𝘀, 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮𝗺 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱.)"

35dc76 [He sits down at a table for two thats in a corner] "*hey, im a skeleton, not like i can eat physical food. and you can just order some human food if you want anyways."

9ce148 *Exodius doesn't pay attention to anyone else, he just keeps floating beside John as they go inside* "(*𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱?? 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁, 𝘀𝗼 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗽𝗵𝘆𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗳𝗳. 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁.)" *the sarcasm in his voice drips like venom*

35dc76 [As they arrive at the door, John stops for a second] "*yeah yeah. also i know it ain't much, but this is one of the few restaurants that sell monster food here, kinda weird seeing as there's been plenty monsters visit." [He opens the door and walks in, a few people look at the two of them as they enter.]

9ce148 "(*𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝘂𝗿𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂. 𝗔𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁, 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗼𝗿 𝗽𝗵𝘆𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆.)"

9ce148 "(*𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗺𝗲.)"

35dc76 [He shrugs] "*hey as long as you aren't in the process of killing me, i could care less."

9ce148 *he starts floating beside John with his arms crossed, clearly annoyed* "(*𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮𝘀 𝗜 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂. 𝗦𝗼 𝗹𝗲𝘁'𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝗼 𝘄𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲.)"

35dc76 [He starts walking down the sidewalk towards the McDonald's] "*aah really? good to know, we can eat without me worrying too much 'bout ya."

9ce148 (*𝗕𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗲, 𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗽𝗶𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗽𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁.)

35dc76 oh- i thought you left for a second. *john walks fully through the portal and closes it behind him*

9ce148 *the other side in the sense that he went through it*

9ce148 *and he reappears on the other side of the portal. and he's right back to staring and not speaking*

35dc76 damn.