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35dc76 *skill issue, honestly.

b2ce7f *Grabs sylsuer and starts bashing their skull in with thors hammer*

805fa0 {Try teleporting}

816c09 Must Jesti be so viole-

b2ce7f BORED, SO BORED. I CANT ACCESS ANY OF THE ISLNANDS.

35dc76 *He walks back in from stage right* *hi, jester.

805fa0 {*pops upright* Hey! *Revives John via Purple*}

35dc76 *He just stands there for a few seconds with the box embeded into his skull* *...ow. *He crumbles to dust*

82056f *grabs the box thing and starts slamming it into the ground several times before embedding it in John’s skull*

35dc76 *As soon as Jesti appears, Johns eyes visibly twitch*

805fa0 {...}

82056f

805fa0 {*appears*}

82056f I’m gonna- *swapper beam*

82056f Ok where’s Scott when you need him this is getting bori

35dc76 *thank you. *his eyelights flicker back on*

6942af Pulls it out by the scruff of its neck

35dc76 *he tries to grab the other one but it is a bit more feisty and scratches at him, but it seems like his gloves protected from the slash as he didnt die* *oh come on. *hes struggling to get it*

35dc76 *He grabs one of the cats, not even using blue magic just his hands, and pulls it out of his skull, it squirms a bit in response to this but he gets it out and just drops it*

6942af Even though he clearly can’t see in the dark or at all

6942af ..guess you could say he’s cat-eyed

35dc76 *The second cat peeks out of his right eye socket, he technically is no longer staring at Jimmy*

35dc76 *John just stares at Jimmy*

6942af Yes

35dc76 *as expected, yes, the two cats are fine, it may be a little cramped in there but they have enough space to move around, one is even hanging out of his left eye socket* *are you trying to make me go blind.

6942af *spawns 2 more small cats in John’s skull* surely they will at least hang out of his eyes

35dc76 *He knocks on his skull* *ive been told i got a pretty thick skull.

96606a "waist" y'all aren't seeing me after today.

96606a thirteen innocent souls. gone to waist.

6942af …how thick does your skull need to be, they are all not even a whole week old yet, they are newbor

816c09 :Absolute astonishment:

35dc76 *he snaps and they all just vanish* *uncalled for.

35dc76 *He stands up and looks at Jimmy* *youre gonna have to pay me back the 3 dollars i paied for th- *as the kittens suddenly appear, the amount of them seems to be too much for Johns skull, as they [This part has been redacted, just know its bad.], John doesnt seem to react much, infact he looks frozen.*

96606a i can't really like. think of a color palette here. considered adding more purple but i dunno if that would really be a good idea.

545995 *spawns, like, 13 kittens in John’s skull, 13 little guys*

96606a anyway i was gonna ask right.

35dc76 *i was saving those for later.

35dc76 *hey- what the hell man?

816c09 . . . Wth

545995 *sets them on FIRE*

545995 *respawns next to john and steals the bag of peanuts*