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a2b2c5 so is it just like. a John rotated 30 degrees to the left (assuming the left of someone facing towards you)

35dc76 the "fucking around" was referring to creating this sprite

a2b2c5 Im JamCube!!! also what are you doing John

a2b2c5 me when i'm a conveniently cube-shaped rock with conveniently spread jam of sorts that is covering me in an approximated 50/50 ratio and also dripping

35dc76 fucking around

a2b2c5 anyways so enough about that. Coffin Nails/Rapp Snitch Knishes might be the best song i've ever heard that's a simple beat loop and that's rivaled only by Toby Fox' Ripple

a2b2c5 so uh, the warfare is basically just the medium to justify said half-asleep dream

a2b2c5 i will take that as a "maybe"

8426a8 well anything is possible ig

a2b2c5 if i give you an absurdly vague answer will you take it

8426a8 how do you even have a wet dream abt nuclear warfare

a2b2c5 and i say this because i'm not too good at creative writing so i feel like in the first thousand words the entire story would feel so much more different than what i was hoping, or it'd be more ass when translated onto paper instead of thought, but i do also say this because i don't think i should grace the deeper information upon you. in that case, i should probably shut the fuck up

a2b2c5 oh yeah and there's also another one that involves more normal body horror and the human condition and a few more greater things beyond that, but, again, i don't want to share these in deep detail. i just have to get the bare minimum of this out, like turning the doorknob instead of actually opening the door.

9aac63 👍 -Demented

a2b2c5 there? i mean the.

a2b2c5 i have unholy story ideas from my half-asleep wet dreams and i don't think i want to share any of them with you guys. just know it involves nuclear warfare, a time where there entire world is war-torn just because a few countries said so, and god-unholy body horror that is... NOT on Junji Ito level, actually. still horrifying though

35dc76 *i have a very active "i want to make things" mind. i, however, do NOT have a "how to make things" mind.

b0cca1 Ykw i just rem when i had a coffee shop with illegal coffee ingredients and gave jesti some type of steriors or smt

b0cca1 looks like a monster took interest on that stone and gooned all over it.

a2b2c5 ok i think i'm done here

a2b2c5 this most definitely looks like stone and jam

a2b2c5 so anyways

a2b2c5 anyways now i have the stone jam ID. it fucking sucks

a2b2c5 pluh

a2b2c5 it's also apparently called/another version of juke so that's. something

6ffedc foot 👅

a2b2c5 listening to Dirty Bug by NGHTHYP right now. apparently this style of music is called footcore/footwork but it just sounds like laidback breakcore. not to say i hate it

35dc76 *John walks back onscreen and sees that the table and the crystals are fucking gone (they absorbed the explosions magic and exploded themselves)* *damnit. that was like, half of all the crystals i had...

32284a *ver ydelayed "Jesti collected ceasars bounty of 10 slaps"*

32284a *ashes left onj the ground by jesti*

35dc76 *Ceasar teleports right next to Jesti and grabs him* "*𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘺." *The crystal shatters, releasing a POWERFUL blast, evaporating everything in its path, especially Caesar and Jesti*

32284a *jesti dashes away with mastered flash*

35dc76 "*𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜-" *Ceasars tries to pull the crystal out, and fails. his arms then drop to his side.* "*𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠."

32284a *jesti then shoves a VERY, VERY, V E R Y unstable crystal imbued with the deathspell into ceasars eye* "HOLD THIS!"

35dc76 *Caesar quickly turns around*

32284a *he suddenly gets up, warping behind ceasar* "HEY BUDDY."

35dc76 "*-𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶-"

32284a Jesti pretends to ragdoll over, but oyu notice something is glowing red and purple in his hand*

35dc76 *Caesar grabs onto Jesti's shoulder and casts the deathspell, just slightly weaker to where it wont kill him, but will incapacitate him*

35dc76 *Caesar teleports behind Jesti with the prowler theme* "*𝘯𝘢𝘩. 𝘯𝘢𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘪𝘵."

32284a *Jesti the nattemps to try and gather all the crystals*