rp gallery

224a35 come er caesar salad

b2ce7f ((Kil mysel :()) *1_ik continues to bombard ex with bombs and artillery, looks like you're gonna have to get up there, since being ranged seems to be his current specialty*

b2ce7f ((I did it again didnt i))

9ce148 *Ex fires another black skull at 1_ik, and then raises a 6-layer thick bone-wall to shield himself from the bombs*

b2ce7f ((1_ik then summons two planes that start flying overhead ceasar, before dropping bombs*

35dc76 go somewhere else red-40, i wanna watch these two fight- "*𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦."

9ce148 *this time Ex gets hit by the bullet flurry (250 damage), and it interrupts him. the x-bones abruptly disintegrate, and Exodius himself falls to the ground*

35dc76 "*𝘌𝘈𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈! 𝘕𝘌𝘝𝘌𝘙!"

224a35 I am going to spray him down

f2688d ((..OH MOTHER FUCKER!!! I meant EX not CEASAR, get OUT OF MY HEAD AAHUYJINDKGJI))

224a35 Google:"The Caesar salad's worst enemy is moisture"

35dc76 once again jimmy says the wrong name during rp, i dont even know how you messed it up this time

f2688d *1_ik interrupts this by sending another volley of shots from above at ceasar*

35dc76 oh it appears he heard you

35dc76 he'll beat yo- "*𝘐'𝘓𝘓 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘛 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘈𝘚𝘚!"

9ce148 *Ex summons 4 more bones, and makes two more X-bones with them. they start to spin up and gain speed*

224a35 you send that salad fuck my way and he'll come back as lawn mowed grass

287020 ouuughhhhh I'm johning it

35dc76 he would do that shit for free

9ce148 [(*john you should pay Caesar 20 dollars to run Nekros' fade (beat him up) )]

35dc76

f2688d *1_ik shoots several explosive shots at the bones, destroying them mid air, before turning to ex and preparing to fire again*

35dc76

9ce148 *the spinning X-Bones from earlier still exist, and they are still tracking 1_ik. in fact, it's slowly coming up behind him now*

224a35 hey John you should get a "New Texas Instruments Ti 84" its only a little expensive

f2688d ((hes using https://robloxcriticalstrike.miraheze.org/wiki/Admiral))

f2688d *...His walkspeed is also noticeably lower, but hes still on the ledge, which seems to be an extended balcony now*

3002a9 dude how the fuck did i spill a full cup of iced water onto ALL of my fucking post-it stacks. the arrangement is ruined and all of those stacks are fucking useless now dude

c0a2bb *1_ik, once again, moves out of the way, before f3x appears in his hands again, his weapons dissapearing as he switches loadouts; his faux hp value jumps up to 100 as he is now riding what seems to be a hovering chair turned into a miniature aircraft carrier with cannons*

3002a9 ...

35dc76 "random" FUCKING panic attack train runs over and KILLS john

9ce148 [(*ooohhh he's Wither'ing it)]

224a35 (bro I forgot how weird and wrong these look)

9ce148 *Ex does not take any chances, and deflects the bullets with his gore axe arm anyway. after that he shoots out another black skull right at 1_ik this time*

61e61e (("Porbably" fucking HELLHgyaeihFJ))

224a35 remmber jon

61e61e *1_ik dashes at a wall and uses the karambit to latch onto it, firing at ex a few times before boosting up onto a ledge. You notice: the bullets are doing shit poor damage, these were clearly made to fight against weaker opponents.* "∏..A bit of a handicap. I should porbably increase the damage on these next time-∏"

224a35 yes it is John after all don't you remember plankton sans ass sprite

224a35 we also got "(Hobart LXNR-1 24" Advansys High Temp Undercounter Dishwasher 208-240v 1ph Includes detergent and rinse aid pump)"

2c0a10 the fucking gall of my algebra teacher making us do a p r o j e c t is fucking absurd

35dc76 btw that tiny head sprite is funny asf