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816c09 Thou shall not steal

1f86ca oh cool anyways I'm gonna steal it now

d8d8fa well dont drink it again then ex, because it WILL taste worse than before, and will continue to taste worse than before

35dc76 because i feel like it

9ce148 *Ex VERY slowly starts to get back up* (*𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝗼𝗸𝗮𝘆, 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗼𝗸𝗮𝘆. 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮𝗱𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝘁, 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗮 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘁𝗲.)

1f86ca why is john using a realistic skull so much recently?

d8d8fa Anti exodius gummy

805fa0 *makes them into gummies and giv to jimmy* "Here ya go!!"

d8d8fa ex can y- oooh right...

35dc76 *still no response*

d8d8fa Ok fair- JULIUS CEASAR MCSALAD!!!

35dc76 is julius caesar you fucknut

816c09 NOOO :sob:

d8d8fa CEASAR JULIUS MCSALAD!!! GET OVER HERE!!

35dc76 *silence*

35dc76 he would probably act like hes fine even though he is clearly fucking dying

30924d good idea scott, HEY CEASAR!!

c95776 Ihavetogoagainsorry

30924d Dies and comes back as a ghost

816c09 Yes, I noticed. I barely got back.

9ce148 (*would Caesar react to this stuff, it'd be so funny if he did)

c95776 Aw shucks!

3caf49 Syl she's right there -Marker

816c09 Oop

805fa0 "I can make it into gummies, if you want. Then you could sell em on halloween" guess you're not all nice after all

35dc76 death juice.

816c09 Imissmywifechat

30924d looks at the juice, looks back at john , looks at the juice again, sure what could possibly go wrong, picks up the juice, downs the cup

c95776 What's up Kris! It's me, the knight! The roaring Knight! and I... Am go*ough*ing... to open... a DARKER than DARK fountain!

30924d Aight scott, i guess ill keep this on me incase ex tries anything

35dc76 drink this juice. *hands jimmy a cup of black liquid*

9ce148 (*if i wanted to be an evil villain, sure i'd probably use this for something)

30924d i was explaining it in further detail for the numbskulls watching that probably never post

30924d by the juice's logic, this means it will always continue to taste worse and worse every time you drink it

805fa0 *sniff*

35dc76 jimmy why are you literally repeating what i said and explaining it to him like he doesnt know hes noncanon. im not even sure if im right dont take it as fact, i dont have control over whats true or not with him

9ce148 (*you're a big baby this ain't shit) *Scott lightly kicks Ex. this causes him to starts groaning loudly in agony*

30924d This means you can probably weaponize it, scott. You want a bottle of the sutff? I made a few bottles

30924d ...the rason why hes reacting so badly, scott, is because the drink itself will always taste a thousand times worse than the worst thing you've tasted, but since you canonically havent eaten anything AT ALL, it just tastes like water. It will probably continue to taste like water for you, however, since you canonically didnt drink it do to your noncannon state

9ce148 *Scott doesn't taste anything bad, nor was he killed on the spot. he's not even in pain*

2ec5c1 Moko is then erasure'd