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35dc76 *walks in doing a ballerina spin, looks down at my somehow non-dusted body, and points at it* glad I'm not THAT guy! *Crowd laughter*
cf5e59 utsssm is a mystery
e58213 hes my adopted offspring
f5254f They got him.
e58213 sirius, i tried saving john but he dei
6942af Whos this utsssm guy is he like the replicator or something /hj
cf5e59 hi
17af23 Damn
e58213 i think he died. Ggs you guys suck, nobody called 911
35dc76 *falls over, slams my head into the concrete, and fucking dies*
e58213 Dont die ur too young
e58213 John stay wit me gang
f5254f I put a bit of wine in it too I think.
e58213 Nope more mouth to mouths
e58213 Did i save the jahn?
35dc76 I'll be fineeee
e58213 JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
35dc76
e58213 EXHALE
e58213 INHALE
6942af Oh yeah and the quagmire disease
e58213
17af23 Just a little bit of gunpowder and anomalous sugar
f5254f Oh you know just rat poison.
35dc76 Not sure
35dc76 *bfdi_chew.gif* damn this candy corn is good what did you put in it
e58213 Guys hes not responding i gotta give him CPR and mouth to mouth
5d3275 Yes it did son.
e58213 JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
17af23 Ooh!! How early
e58213 Day one: Screaming at john
35dc76 *bfdi_chew.gif* as I said before that was merely an estimate and might be wrong, which it apparently is as the charger should be arriving early today
e58213 Cro did i really hurt your armpit hair art feelings that bad 🥀
e58213 JOHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNJOHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNJOHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNJOHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNJOHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN
5d3275 good question when did you think your mother was gonna tell you the truth?
17af23 oph damn hes eated a cand corn
17af23 So the charger should be getting here by 9PM today, yes?
35dc76
e58213 Whose gonna tell em.
2fc51c I ... god I dunno.
e58213 JOHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN