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35dc76 *While mid air, mimic John evades the icicles like how the red soul in undertale moves, also summoning a melee bone here and there to parry some*

2af0b1 yes i did transcribe it myself to the best of my abilities

2af0b1 listen man i was just so fucking tired i had to quote the entire copypasta

32284a *Jesti flies back, screaming in agony, this is the first recorded instants of him showing any reaction to pain* "AUGH!- YOU..!-..HEHEHEH..HEHAHAHAHA..HAAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE FUN! REALLY FUN! LETS KICK THINGS UP A NOTCH." *The fake john is suddenly hit with telekenesis, and thrown to the side with several clusters of icicles flying twords him*

2af0b1 5 minutes later, the new station was contacted by another 4channer, and 3 minutes later, at 11:58 a link was posted: BK's Tell Us About Us online form. the foot photo, otherwise known as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. when questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "oh, i know who that is. he's getting fired" mystery solved by 4chan! now, we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

2af0b1 number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. the last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out that might bewhat you get. a 4channer showcased a photo, anonymously to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement "this is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." admittedly, he had shoes on, but that's even worse. the post went live at 11:38pm, on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee (atleast, i hope he's rogue). how did it happen? well, the BK employee hadn't removed the EXIF data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. this was at 11:47. 3 minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment.

070ca2 i can dumb myself down slightly xenoxx

35dc76 *Mimic John quickly stands up and shortcuts back in, flinging towards jesti, he also appears with a large bone in his hands, swinging it at him and bashing him in the face with it, sending him flying. Jesti's hp [4] turns purple and starts shaking after the hit, his face feels like its burning(even though its not)*

07caa0 I fear I'm not intelligent enough to talk to you, Danger,

070ca2 im still here, could i talk to someone

2af0b1 🥀🥀

32284a ((worded that wrong- he was in his godform for a very short timeframe before slamming down))

35556d *Evsans? walks in* hey...

32284a *A beam of light smites down, lasting for a second before it quickly shrinks away, and a second after, jesti slams down in his god form releasing a golden star shaped puff of dust, while in his god form for a split second. he is then put into a stun animation on his knees*

35dc76 *It looks down, then up, then instantly starts running forwards to get outside of the radius, doing a quick shortcut and then a slide to just barely get out of its range*

32284a *the mirrors suddenly start spinning increadibly fast as the clones stop coming. the spotlight has also stopped moving, but has also begun rapidly getting brighter as the mirrors shatter. a giant warning box suddenly appearing on the spotlight*

35dc76 *The mimic John continues dodging, quite perfectly in fact, almost like they are scripted, or like those classic sans rp'ers who say "dodges" a lot.*

2af0b1 meanwhile, this is playing: https://soundcloud.com/alexmashup/i-recomposed-who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire-theme-as-a-touhou-soundtrack

32284a *The clones only start appearing faster as the spotlight gets bigger, always following the fake john*

35dc76 *Mimic John swiftly dodges these clones, be it by side stepping or by shortcutting*

32284a *They start spinning as jesti clones start jumping out of the mirrors, swiping at john, and then back into the mirrors, as a bunch of faint beams of light can be seen pointing at the fake johns feet, slowly building up what seems to be a spotlight*

847a9d gaaah fuck i gotta edit these don't i. eh whatever i got tomorrow to do it i'll be fi

35dc76 *Mimic John looks to the left, then to the right, looking at all the mirrors around him*

32284a *Suddenly, the sky blackens for a second before quickly fading back as a bunch of mirrors suddenly appear around the fake john*

35dc76 *Mimic John side steps the reflected blaster shot, shrugging in the process. The blaster above him disintegrates shortly after it fires*

07caa0 I'm debating to finish the video and have it fixed by like, chatgpt or something but then I would feel like a piece of shit

32284a *The beam is reflected directly back at the fake john as jesti jumps into the back of the mirror*

2af0b1 insert horribly made suicide joke here

35dc76 *Cut to them mid fight about 15-20 feet away from eachother, the mimic John has summoned a large blaster above himself aiming at Jesti, and Jesti in response summoned a mirror in front of himself, the blaster above the mimic John fires at Jesti, sending a large beam of magic his way*

2af0b1

a461d2 What sc wants

2af0b1 Chat Am I Retarded

2af0b1

a461d2 Chat his mechanic is literally counting up to 12 how is that not something a clock would do do you want him to swing his balls like a grandfather clock pendelum or something

32284a *1_ik pulls out a notepad* "∏Alright lets see here.. uhh. yadadeyada.. you did this.. he did that... uhh.... and then he did that.. Alrighty lets get this show started.∏" *1_ik claps his hands twice as the screen cuts to black once more*

2af0b1 i meant do FUCK

a461d2 He doesn’t say anything dog

2af0b1 that... does not sound like something an entity based after a clock would say but. okay i think.

bce8e5 in game he pops up pointing to a number on his face (i think its a random number from 1-12) then he'll begin appearing and dissapearing randomly across the screen, each time increasing the number from 1. once he gets to the number he initially showed you, if you have any items in your hand, you die, but if you empty your hand before he gets to the number, you survive and he goes away.

35dc76 *with 1_ik turned around to where it was previously, mimic appears to the side of 1_ik just out of sight, looking directly at the camera making this noise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0D718AmYTs fading in and out again*

2af0b1 ok but what does kookoo do