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38c9aa ((Her brother, star, is also a big boned brute, who has accidentally scratched me several times simply by being playful, might be even stronger, hes got alot more weight on him and hes got alot more resistance, its just that hes not an outdoors cat at all, and he usually just begs for wet catfood. Misty would be the stronger one, but she never had kids, so she never got to grow as much))

fdcfdc why is this cat sprite so fucking good at making stupid expressions im CRYING this shit is funny as hell

fdcfdc i take it back

38c9aa ((Shes very sweet, until you let her outside, at which she then becomes feral, and goes apeshit))

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38c9aa ((Our female cat, misty, who used to always come home with various scabs, scars, and scratches, and to this day still brings us headless corpses:))

fdcfdc my cats a street fighter broski, yours is always stuck in that damn ring while mine is out here catchin bodies! MY cat can beat up your cat!!

e59e58 ((My cat can beat up your cat11!!1!1!))

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fdcfdc wait im still gonna be dunked in water, not yay

e59e58 ((You get doused in water instead of getting hit by a metal bucket))

fdcfdc yay

e59e58 ((Yeah))

fdcfdc heads means i win, right?

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e59e58 ((Throws a bucket of water onto john, do a coinflip to decide wether or not it spills the water on you or just fucking domes you in the head))

fdcfdc bug eyed freak

d3c520 (( I don't know. ))

fdcfdc how did i only just now realize the ears have been uneven this entire time

d3c520 (( It's aight. ))

fdcfdc holy damn this sandwich is good. also mb for the long ass delay i was socializing

d3c520 (( I understand it then. ))

9dea8a ((Yeah pretty much))

9dea8a ((Alr, have fun))

d3c520 (( Oh! Like how I made it where Seemingly didn't actually die? Back when Schadenfreude was swapped out? ))

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d3c520 (( I guess? ))

d3c520 (( Retconning "Revise an aspect of a fictional work) retrospectively, typically by introducing a piece of new information that imposes a different interpretation on previously described events." uhhhh. . . ))

9dea8a ((You can search up what retconning means, if you want, or you can just wait to learn it in due time. Anyways, yes or no))

d3c520 (( Is it bad that I don't understand what that means? ))

9dea8a ((Your death can be retconned in real time (in cannon rp's) :silly:))

d3c520 (( Sorry, I left for a moment, what do you mean by "plot armor"? (I know what plot armor is, I'm just curious what you mean at the moment.) ))

006d2b lowk if i started posting random lines of dialogue i think up in my head would it be corny

67827c ((Seemingly, if i may, i would like to bestow upon your character a blessing that'll act like plot armor))

d3c520 (( Interesting, anyway, you go eat, bye. ))

fdcfdc but brb, food time

fdcfdc hes very resilient as well and probably has been through things that would fatally wound a normal person

fdcfdc also not literal son, that was a joke

d3c520 (( Did they also have a near death experience? ))

fdcfdc I HUNGER, I MUST RAVAGE AND CONSUME. brb

fdcfdc i think you and my son(vesel) are going to get along quite nicely, whenever you two meet